Look at my girlfriend! Look at this beautiful nerd and how cute she is oh my god I can’t handle
I have the cutest girlfriend ever. what is this.
also the cutest friends.
why am i surrounded by adorable?
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
Will you be my nemesis? I’ve always wanted one and that’s basically both of those options.
Loophole found. Button pushed.
BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES
*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
can we just take a second to talk about robet’s chair? i’m laughing so hard i can’t
You can do whatever you want to me
You can do whatever you want to me.
I think I stopped breathing for a minute
J. F. C.
The things that come out of your mouth sir…
::: waits for laterovaries to say something
risquecompletely slutty because I still can’t breathe :::
"Be specific" = "Talk dirty to me and tell me that you want me to fuck you."
Soooooooooooooooo fucking down with that.
This entire post is ridiculous…. Rachel Weisz you lucky fucking bitch…
HE SAYS “YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME” AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO GRAB HIS ASS AND LICK HIS BACK … SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN A MEDAL … SHE IS MY HERO
You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
Now my tumblr is perfect.
This is perfect.
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
#”damn fucking right i did”
My girlfriend is cutting all her hair off today and neither of us are prepared